imagine yuor otp thwomping
shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
love this deal
do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares
hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!
relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
bitch i will connecticut u
does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?
In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.
after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.
i want to be one of those tumblr users that everyone addresses by their name and tells them random things and randomly gets i love yous from people they never have talked to